Posted by admin | Posted in Dog Care Tips | Posted on 13-04-2005
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14 funny quotes to celebrate the Day of the Innocents
April Fool's Day is upon us, and what better way to warm up our laughter with a few funny quotes? Chances are, you're going to pull a few pranks (and be the center of one or two) when April 1 rolls around. What are funny quotes get your humorous side ready for this day of great fun.
1. "01 April. This is the day that reminds us of who we are on the other three hundred sixty-four. "~ Mark Twain
2. "It's the ability to take a joke, not make a showing that you have a sense of humor." ~ Max Eastman
3. "Is not it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of" May Day "?" ~ Author Unknown
4. "Here it comes again in April, and as far as I can see the world is dumber than ever." ~ Charles Lamb
5. "I I am so clever that sometimes I do not understand a word of what I'm saying. "~ Oscar Wilde
6. "Love is like a booger. Still picking it up you get it, then wonder what to do with it. "~ Author Unknown
7. "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - of yourself." ~ Ethel Barrymore
8. "You can say any foolish to a dog, the dog will give you that look that says," My God, you're right! I I never thought of that! "~ Dave Barry
9. "The total area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the margins." ~ JD Bernal
10. "Show me a sane man and I will cure you." ~ Carl Gustav Jung
11. "A word to the wise is not necessary - Which is stupid they need the advice "~ Bill Cosby
12. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. ~ Will Rogers
13. "Sometimes I wonder if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." ~ Alan Coren
14. "The Humor is the only divine quality of man. "~ Arthur Schopenhauer
Although the words "April Fool" began as a way to ridicule those who refused to change with the times (back in the 1500s) is now a way to share our humorous side with family, friends and colleagues. This year, make a promise to himself to play at least one of Fools joke and be a good player when the target of one. After all, the ability laugh at yourself is a sure sign that you're not really a fool, regardless of what day or month it is. Get yourself in the mood to laugh more 14 funny quotes.
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