Posted by admin | Posted in Dog Care Tips | Posted on 24-09-2006
Tags: dog, jokes, newsletter
I have some jokes/riddles,see if you can figure them out! The first one to get them all right wins 10points!!?
Ok
1.What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
2.Why do pilgrim's pants always fall down?
3.How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
4.How Do You Get Holy Water?
5.What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
6.What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
7.What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
8.What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
9.What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
10.Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
1. nacho cheese....heehee
2. Because he wears his belt buckle on his hat.
3. By taking the psychopath
4. You boil the h--- out of it
5. A stick.
6. Quatro Sinko
7. Frostbite
8. A nervous wreck
9. anyone can roast beef....lol
10. Right where you left him
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